|me:||*owns 264 unread books*|
|me:||*buys 17 new books*|
|me:||*rereads harry potter*|
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
you know when you have a crush and you cant stop thinking about them but you really want to stop because you kinda feel creepy since they have no idea that you spend so much time thinking about them but you keep thinking about them anyways like why would god do this